Whoopi Goldberg == Moron

I was told today by my brother that this clip existed of Whoopi Goldberg exists where she mistakes Amani Toomer for David Tyree and his over-the-head catch in the Super Bowl.

Apparently this is the same Whoopi Goldberg who spoke at the Giants Super Bowl Parade as a “life long Giants fan”. Way to go Whoopi.

Eduardo da Silva Broken Leg – WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC

WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC


This post taken from A Cynic’s Paradise… a good friend of the blog.

Horrendous injury suffered by Arsenal’s Eduardo da Silva after a challenge by M. Taylor of Birmingham City. More in-depth coverage at the soccer blog: Matchday LIVE!

(Video reloaded thanks to a poster at DailyMotion, YouTube post was removed likely by EPL in their headhunt for game footage.)

Do The Math

This shirt courtesy of Woot Shirt. Great for any math major that you might know 😛

So I says everybody knows a year is three hundred and sixty-five days, and this guy—this little egghead pencilneck dweeb—he says no it isn’t. And I says of course it is, and he says naw, it isn’t. And I says OK, genius, prove it.

And he starts in with this Chinese algebra where I don’t know what he’s talking about. He’s multiplyin’ this times that. He’s carryin’ the two. He’s got letters and numbers and I don’t know what all in there. And finally I show him the thing you do with your knuckles, right?

No, not the calendar trick. What calendar trick? I just mean I slugged him in the nose.

This shirt was designed by: Iambusyeating, who’s given hope to all those lurkers who sit on the sidelines and decline to enter the Derby on the grounds that a first-timer doesn’t stand a chance. In your face, conventional wisdom!

Wear this shirt: to the upcoming Academic Olympics, or Quiz Bowl, or Space Camp, or Star Trek Convention, or at the center of that circle of jocks that are kicking you.


Don’t wear this shirt: to the Vatican. Ask Galileo how that’ll turn out.


This shirt tells the world: “As a matter of fact, I am free on Friday night.”


We call this color: The Square Root Of Navy Blue Times Navy Blue

Do You Believe?

Do you believe in the Golden State Warriors now? A 33-21 team that is on the outside looking in, on the playoffs in the Western Conference played one heck of a game last night against the Boston Celtics… a thrilling 119-117 win in regulation against the best team in the league. If a basketball clip is going up, you know I watched the game with Joe.

Coach draws up the play for Baron Davis and once again, he finds a way to deliver. Here is the clip so the rest of you can enjoy it as well.