The George W. Bush Of Comedy?

John Oliver enjoyed this year’s Academy Awards thanks to Jon being the George W. Bush of comedy. He pokes fun at what I would call Jon’s two less than spectacular prior performances as the host of the event. Look at Jon Stewart though, boy can that guy take a joke. 

I won’t insert any quotes from the clip yet incase you haven’t seen it yet but I think I’ll reference it when I put up an Oscar-related post tomorrow. All I’ll say is “Hugh Jackman! The guy is amazing!”

 

Sportswriter Admits Steroids Use

I had been waiting for someone to transcribe this from this past weekend’s The Sports Reporters where Tony Kornheiser aimed his parting shots towards Alex Rodriguez and his A-Fraud story. If someone can find the video for this that would be great but so far it is only the transcript from Watchdog.

When I was young, all I ever wanted to be was a sportswriter. I had a cousin who wanted to be an investigative reporter. So to get ahead of people who had the same dreams, we began shooting up drugs.

We were young and stupid. Didn’t know what we were doing. Strictly amateur hour. I can’t believe it worked. I didn’t even know what we were taking!

But I got sportswriter jobs at Newsday, The New York Times and the Washington Post. I had my best year in 1997. I was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize. I still didn’t know what drugs I was using. I thought maybe it was actually Tic-Tacs, because people let me get so close to them during interviews.

I wasn’t young and stupid anymore. Now I was middle-aged and stupid. And naive. Then I got hired by ESPN and they put me on ‘Monday Night Football.’ Well, I really felt the need to keep taking drugs to prove they were right in picking me.

By now I was old and stupid. Old, naive, stupid and very, very rich – dating Madonna on the side. If you want to know why I secretly took drugs, it’s because it made me better than I was naturally. And by the way, I lied about my cousin. I don’t even have a cousin.

Like almost everybody else, I was shooting up with Jose Canseco.

 

Also if you don’t watch Pardon The Interruption regularly, you are definitely missing out on a good sports issue debate show… so go watch fools.

In Obama, Muslims Trust?

(A condensed version of this article should appear in the upcoming print of The Muslim Perspective newsletter.)

Long before the ballots for the 2008 elections were cast, there was an unusual amount of optimism regarding a skinny guy with a funny name from Hawaii and what he could accomplish not only for those here in America but what he deliver for those around the globe. A large community that is going to be impacted is the Muslims not only here but around the world.

The simple rationale for the new hope behind Barack Obama could be found in his political approach to nearly every critical issue facing us today. He has been brutally honest in his assessments regarding the economic turmoil, his willingness to be patient to rally for multi-national support in determining foreign policies, bringing immediate change from the previous administration by admitting early on in the race for Presidency that he was willing to put all options back on the table when dealing with Iran.

President Barack Obama in his inauguration speech spoke to the Muslim world leaving very little to imagination. “To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect,” he stated in his address and sought to renew a relationship built upon trust and not based on power or dissent. It has probably been a long time coming but the time is here for the Muslim world to be thrust upon the center state in a positive light by an American President.

“In Islam, there is a hadith that reads ‘None of you truly believes until he wishes for his brother what he wishes for himself,” he said at a prayer service just two weeks after his inaugural address, once again showing his willingness to put asides the philosophical and ideological differences of the past administration in hope for a new beginning.

By no means has this been a smooth campaign to win over the Muslims after a tumultuous past eight years. He drew some heavy criticisms from within his own political party when in an apparent attempt to appear slightly hawkish and readiness to be commander-in-chief, he stated that he was willing to strike within Pakistan, if the Pakistani government would not align militaristic policies with him. He was quoted in saying “if we have actionable intelligence about high-value terrorist targets and President Musharraf won’t act, we will,” Obama said.

Plenty within the Muslim community were also troubled with the fact that throughout the campaign and through the constant baseless attacks on his religious affiliation, he rarely spoke out in favor of Islam. There were consistent photo opportunities released by his staffers and close advisers meeting with Christian and Jewish leaders but very little was done to reach out or extend an olive branch – they seemed to be in repetitive damage control mode to dispel any Obama-Muslim rumors.

There is an unrealistically high amount of expectation for President Obama to provide solutions for not only a failing economy and housing crisis here at home but also a large amount of anticipation has been built up for how he plans to handle the Middle East situation. He has become a superhero of sorts with his intention of taking charge of critical issues and attempting to solve them in these difficult times should lead us to what great uncle Ben once stated to a young Spiderman: With great power, comes great responsibility.

He has a great amount of political capital to work with in his first hundred days in office and it will certainly go a long way to defining the rest of his presidency. His initial plans on whether to be complacent with Iran or aggressive in removing the troops from the occupied areas in Afghanistan and Iraq can be a stepping stone towards proving that he has the right intentions at heart and in mind when dealing with Muslims worldwide towards achieving a better tomorrow.

ABG Mobile Update 2.0

My blog for the longest time had a very simplistic mobile format which at times became quite buggy and would load the regular theme onto many mobile browsers without much reason. I think those problems are behind me starting today with the addition of plugin called WPtouch. I had to make a couple of minor tweaks but I think it was well worth it as more and more features of ABG are now accessible through mobile means.

I have attached screenshots in the gallery below and I’ll describe each one after the break. Let me know what you think of the new look – you like it? hate it? want to recommend some other change? Feel free to let me know.

Home Page: The home page definitely looks a whole lot better now as it is more space efficient. First the small menu bar that runs across the top allows me to place many links into the sub sections without it cluttering up a small screen. Also, the way the posts are displayed is very nice because not only does it show the usual stuff like post title and date but it also displays the categories, tags and even has an option to add the author name. I think I’ll add that once I start getting a couple of guest bloggers.

Menu: The menu is a huge addition to the mobile site. I did not have this feature before but now it allows readers to view archives of previous posts, select my blogroll to view other blogs, click and view my photos, visit the ABG shop to purchase any apparel or even send me an email straight from the blog.

Categories: Categories are a nice add on since not only do they show the disproportionate amount of my posts are devoted to sports but it also allows you to filter the posts you want to view Stevens related or a handful of geeky math posts.

Archives: This one pretty much goes hand in hand with categories that you can pick and choose whether you want to see my very first post or see a specific stretch of a month. The Archive page also shows tag clouds that display proportionate to their respective sizes the amount of time each tag has been associated with a blog post.

Search: Originally, I had a search box on the blog but removed it for a short stretch because I just didn’t know where to place it but shortly before finding this plugin, I had placed it back into the right sidebar. Now in the mobile format, it is a simple box that drops down from the menu bar instantly without having to load another page. 

Blog Roll: A decent amount of my visitors still leave my blog through one of the blog roll links and rightly so. Some quality blogs are listed there and I’m glad to have them visible on the mobile site as well.